When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
rio is real tired of your fake ass injuries
You’re driving down the street
There’s no one around and you’re stuck at a red light
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
Trying to drive far from Shia LaBeouf
He’s in a fucking car it’s Shia LaBeouf,
Driving round the cornerrrr
DRIVING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF
Okay when I first saw this cosplayer all I saw was their buns, but then I did a double take and saw the sign and ran after them to ask them for their picture. There’s a little glare on the sign, but it says “Looking 4 Anaconda”, and let me tell you guys seeing this cosplayer made my day.
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
the fourth set of commissioned unusual dragon hoards ! looks like the breakfast and comic book hoarders might be cousins huh ? ?
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
even the baby’s a little shook up by the end
This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.
Once More With Feeling RP sentence starters
- "Nothing here is real! Nothing here is right!"
- "Nothing seems to penetrate my heart…"
- "She ain’t got that swing!"
- "Thanks for noticing."
- "Will I feel this way forever?"
- "I can’t even see if this is really me."
- "I’ve got that a theory; that it’s a demon!"
- "We’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare!”
- "What’s this cheery singing all about?"
- "It could be witches! Some evil witches!"
- “Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes!”
- “What can’t we face if we’re together?”
- "Why should we care?"
- "We’ll pay the price."
- "It’s do or die."
- "I figured that was my place…"
- "I’m under your spell; how else could it be, anyone would notice me?"
- "You’ve set me free."
- "Your power shone…Brighter than any I’ve known!"
- "Everything I dreamed was true!"
- "Isn’t he fine?"
- "The name I made, I’ll trade for his."
- "The only problem is…"
- "I’ll never tell."
- "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!"
- "Her toes are kinda hairy."
- "This is my verse, hello?"
- “Look at me! I’m dancing crazy!”
- "I’m petrified."
- “I know there’ll come the day I’ll want to run and hide.”
- “Will I look good when I’ve gotten old?”
- “Will our lives become too stressful if I’m never that successful?”
- "Am I crazy?"
- "Am I marrying a demon?"
- “It isn’t right, it isn’t fair!”
- "Why can’t you let it go?"
- "Hey I’m not wearing underwear…"
- "And why you come to be with me, I think I finally know."
- "You’re scared, ashamed of what you feel."
- "That’s great."
- "I don’t want to play."
- “But since I’m only dead to you, I’m saying stay away!”
- “I can lay my body down…But I can’t find my sweet release!”
- "You’ve got a willing slave."
- "I can see you’re unimpressed."
- "Does anybody even notice?"
- "Why’d you run away?"
- "Don’t you like my style?"
- “I’m here strictly by your invocation.”
- "Why don’t we dance a while?"
- “You call me and I come a-running.”
- “Plus, some customers just start combusting.”
- “You brought me down and doomed this town!”
- "You will be my king/queen."
- “I can bring whole cities to ruin.”
- "She’ll get pissed if I’m missed!"
- “Tell her…tell her everything.”
- "You’re not ready for the world outside."
- "I know I said that I’d be standing by your side, but…"
- "I wish I could stay."
- “The cries around you, you don’t hear at all…”
- "I wish I could slay your demons."
- "You know I’ve been through hell."
- "You made me believe."
- “I can’t adjust to this disgust.”
- “Why can’t I feel?”
- “ Save the day…Or maybe melt away.”
- "Where else can I turn?"
- "I will walk through the fire and let it burn."
- "I hope she fries! I’m free if that bitch dies!"
- "I better help her out."
- "Some people never learn."
- “…Or we could just sit around and glare.”
- "Not one among them knows…And never can be told."
- “No, I’ll save her, then I’ll kill her.”
- "I think this line’s mostly filler."
- “What’s it going to take to strike a spark?”
- “These endless days are finally ending in a blaze!”
- "It’s alright if something’s come out wrong."
- "You can sing along!"
- "Wishes can come true."
- "Whistle while you work…So hard…All day…"
- "I live in hell."
- "I think I was in heaven."
- "You have to go on living…So one of us is living."
- "What a lot of fun!"
- "Where do we go from here?"
- "The battle’s done and we kinda won."
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
WHAT. The FUCK