zeldathemes
Random thought. If you express prejudice to anyone, know that im judging you. I AM JUDGING.
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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yelloweyedcrowley:

pet shaming, Supernatural style

gunsngear:

Trigger finger placement.

gunsngear:

Trigger finger placement.

hiimmiv:

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

idontwanttobeawonton:

listoflifehacks:

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TAG YOUR DAM PORN!

So here is my name: Marianne


  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?

haha im such a virgin

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

never been in one

  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

To The End- MCR

  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

Just ears

  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

Old navy? Goodwill? idk man theres cool places

  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.

I have some great friends but ive been closest to bumblecloud

LOIS


  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

my weight…

  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.

GREEN

  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

Just my ears

  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

Im actually from mars

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

spell your name in my ask

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

princess-romanova:

Its been like two years since this moment and I’m still not over it 

rose-clementine:

wheee!

rose-clementine:

wheee!

rnememaker:

zooophagous:

day-trip:

So I’m assuming he won.

Well, there’s nothing for him to have won. These bloodied antlers aren’t the result of a fight. See, deer lose their antlers and grow new ones every year. When they grow new antlers, the new antlers are covered in a fine, fuzzy skin called velvet. When the time comes for the antlers to stop growing and become hard and sharp, the velvet becomes very uncomfortable and the deer rub their antlers on rough surfaces like trees to scrape it off.
Because antler is bone, and because the velvet that helps them grow is very blood-rich, bucks who have recently shed their velvet look very gory! Not to worry though, this is all perfectly natural and soon the dead skin and blood will go away and leave behind a magnificent set of mature antlers, just in time for the autumn mating season.

deers metal as fuck

rnememaker:

zooophagous:

day-trip:

So I’m assuming he won.

Well, there’s nothing for him to have won. These bloodied antlers aren’t the result of a fight. See, deer lose their antlers and grow new ones every year. When they grow new antlers, the new antlers are covered in a fine, fuzzy skin called velvet. When the time comes for the antlers to stop growing and become hard and sharp, the velvet becomes very uncomfortable and the deer rub their antlers on rough surfaces like trees to scrape it off.

Because antler is bone, and because the velvet that helps them grow is very blood-rich, bucks who have recently shed their velvet look very gory! Not to worry though, this is all perfectly natural and soon the dead skin and blood will go away and leave behind a magnificent set of mature antlers, just in time for the autumn mating season.

deers metal as fuck